Breath Freshener Sprays (assorted)
On Saturday night when you're all spruced up, glad rags on don't forget your lucky "Breath Freshener Spray".
Each pack contains one of each of the following essential sprays:
UGLY BLOKE REPELLENT. Also repels.... short blokes, spotty blokes, cheesy blokes, blokes with little willies and BASTARDS!!
UGLY BIRD REPELLENT. Also repels... sweaty birds, birds with lots of kids, old birds and mingers!
HORNY BLOKE PULLER. Guaranteed SHAG! Get laid QUICK! (However unlovely you are!)
HOT BABE PULLER. Guaranteed SHAG! Get laid QUICK! (However unlovely you are!)
Each pack contains one genuine "Cool Mint" breath freshener.
