Spoof ASBO - Sex Pest
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the SEX RELATIONS BOARD for being a SEX PEST!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must stop leering, drooling and lechering at member of the opposite sex,
-Stop making suggestive remarks about the size of body parts or that certain people might "go at it like a bunny rabbit on viagra,
-Keep your hands to yourself when in company,
-Stop telling filthy jokes, - unless they're funny,
-Only harass those who will appreciate it.
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
