Spoof ASBO - Crap Dancing
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF MOVES for CRAP DANCING!
Restrictions are as follows:
You are not allowed to:
-Show up anywhere where there is a dance floor,
-Sway or shuffle your feet, nod your head or click your fingers to music,
-Wear cheap flares, loud tops or cheap jewellery until you've had dancing lessons (preferably not from your dad!)
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
