Spoof ASBO - Being a BITCH
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by BITCH WATCH for being BITCHY.
Restrictions are as follows:
- YOU MUST not make snide remarks about friends and acquaintances behind their back; - including the size of their bums, the persons they sleep with, how they should bring up children, how much they drink, how much they eat, what they eat, when they eat; if they have HAD a boob job or surgery, if they NEED a boob job or surgery , how they dress, wear their hair and how much they earn and how clean their kitchen is.
- Please refrain from using the expressions; ‘silly tart’, ‘stupid cow’, ‘rich bitch’, ‘fur coat - no knickers’, ‘mutton dressed as lamb’, etc., etc.
For a period of six months from today
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