Spoof ASBO - Having No Dress Sense
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE for HAVING NO DRESS SENSE
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must employ a stylist,
-Get rid of the cheap bling,
-Take a colour blindness test,
-Stop buying clothes from supermarkets, car boot sales and charity shops
-Stop wearing odd socks, stupid hats, flower power tops and big undies
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
