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Spoof Asbos |  Spoof ASBO - Swearing  
Spoof ASBO -Swearing

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!

This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS for SWEARING!

Restrictions are as follows:

You are a f***ing foul mouthed son of a b**ch motherf****ng b***ard and you must not use bad language in front of friends, family and strangers (not even bum, bugger, potty, poo or pants) and you must NOT use the word "sh*t" repeatedly when any small problem comes your way. You will be charged £1 for every f***ing swear word you say.

For a period of six months from today

There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!


£1.99
[approx. $3.98]
Quantity: 

 
  • Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.
  • 1 Spoof ASBO
  • 1 ASBO Envelope
  • packed in a poly bag
  • A4 ASBO
  • Standard Evelope